Voices from the Bathroom

Things heard in a 4 minute span coming from my bathroom...

"Get DOWN, Ember!"

"Ooohh, I can't push a poo poo out and it's stuck in there."

(crash of crayons falling to the floor) "Ember Dawn!!!"

"I need some toilet paper."

"No, Ember, mommy doesn't like it when we color on the floor!"
"Why?" -Ember

"Mommy, Ember dumped out all my Dora crayons, and she did that on purpose."

"Ember, mom's angry at you for doing that. Now get a job of picking up these colors, NOW!"

"Hey, I found a stick! And I found another stick!"

"Mom, can I paint?"


I think it's time to intervene, as more crashing sounds are coming from there. Don't you wish you could come play?!